Physician burnout, but make it scalable.
Dr. Peake’s empathy pipeline is thriving. Dr. Solan Call? Quietly vanishing behind the synergy slides.
A satirical story about dashboards, dissonance, and the cost of performative care.
Dr. Solan Call survived the grain bowl, the motivational soundtrack, and the pie chart that blamed his burnout on bad vibes. But the salad? That almost finished him.